Granted, everyone gets the gift of very large poisonous spiders, every year
Granted but as you get older is more likely to receive death as a a giftj
Birthdays now become seen as pointless and cliche due to every single person receiving a present on their birthday.
The Big Birthday corporations show record market value loss, weakening the host country’s GDP by billions.
The money lost now funds terrorism and klu klux klan frat parties instead.
Granted. It’s bees.
Granted, everyone (else) gets a birthday present. You get a knee in the balls, every time someone you know is getting a birthday present.