Domande di Internet

Congratulations, you now own an inconvenience store! What abominations do you sell at your new shop?

Lighters that only work one out of five times, and occasionally turn into a flamethrower-type torch that singes off your eyebrows.

Perpetually wet socks

wobbly chairs

Electrical items that work while tested at shop and don’t work as soon as you take them home.
No return policy.

All food will be only two days before its expiry date. All cans and bottles will be dented and therefore not stand up properly.

Cutlery only in fork/teaspoon and knife/spoon sets. And one lot only in sevens, the other only in eleven.

Single shoelaces. Clocks with both hands the same length. Cleaning chemicals which are shittier but also slightly cheaper than supermarket brands.