Thank God nobody told the women about the…item…that all is men are building together.
We have nuance, we aren’t all the cavemen you think we are. We have thoughts, dreams, emotions, hobbies, anxieties, insecurities and we feel nervous, love and jealousy. We’re not all fat, lazy Neanderthals who just grunt and watch sports and drink beer.
Compliment other women without wanting to have sex with them.
Dream of being the little spoon for once.
Can’t speak for all men, but I’ll hold a small fart in if I feel more farts queued up in my bowels. It works like a Korean MMO crafting system where you can combine a C rated fart with two other C rated farts to make a B+ rated one. Once I’ve leveled up my farts to satisfaction or until I’m out of crafting materials, I’ll let it rip.