I just bought my house, move in day.. my friend takes a shit in my bathroom before I get to. It’s just rude.
Smacked my dog on the nose for not waiting for a treat
Haven’t talked to her since
Your daughter, she come to my house, she come onto my yard, and she kicked my dog
A friend and his girlfriend came over for a few drinks and to just hang out. She went into the bathroom almost as soon as she got there and stayed in there for over an hour. I only had one bathroom at the time so this was a big inconvenience for bunch of drinking dudes. When she finally came out, we found that she had scavenged all the loose change laying around and had been smoking what we later found out was crack. When I told my friend what happened he was super embarrassed and left with her immediately. We later found some of her crack wrapped in a foil gum wrapper and tossed it. My friend said she had forgot something and threw a fit when he wouldn’t bring her back to get it.
Years ago, a kid in school used to host parties all the time as his parents were always away on weekends.
Was great, being 16, always having somewhere to go and get shitfaced untill someone took a shit in his kettle and we were never invited back.
Apparently shit, when boiled, creates loads of nasty shitty foam that escapes the kettle, takes over the kitchen and leaves a stink for weeks.