The roles of the various orifices on the female body changed pretty much with the weather. Everything from they give birth out the butt and pee out the vagina to the reverse and at one point over to thinking they do everything out the same opening.
I also legit thought that if you wanted to have a baby, during sex one of your balls would come out of your dick and into her stomach, meaning you pretty much only had 2 goes at it.
My older brother advised me to use Crisco for lube when having sex for the first time.
He said that it was inexpensive, slippery, and would last longer.
When the time came, the girl I was dating was horrified. She said:
“What do you think I am – a frying pan?!”
Allways thought the vaginal opening was roughly where the penis would be on a guy… kinda surprised at how far back i had to go when i first found out.. lol
I thought that the penis was simply placed in the vagina (no thrusting) and after a while fertilization just occurred kinda magically.
I thought if you thrust your hips really, really fast, you’d be like a human vibrator that women couldn’t resist