People of Internet who can fall asleep as soon as they hit the bed how does it feel to have a fucking god tier superpower?

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Ehhhh idk. I can make myself sleep anywhere, but when I get in bed? I’m out. So it’s great bc sleep but it’s terrible bc my social life is limited to when I’m not in bed.

Like it’s 0510 right now where I am, I’m leaving for work. I get off at 1400, and will probably be asleep by no later than 1500. So it’s amazing sometimes but other times? It’s a mood killer.

It’s very nice. The biggest issue is having my brain constantly thinking about everything it can keeping my awake, so I play a show/movie on my phone at a low volume and ‘watch’ it in my head. I barely last 2 minutes till my alarm is blasting 8 hours later.

I have been laying here for four fucking hours

Bourbon feels pretty good, yeah