the monsters live among us
Why eat my fries if I can eat yours
I have this idea that takeaways and restaurants etc should offer a “Wife Fries” option. A small, half-portion of fries for people who say “I won’t order fries, I’ll just have a few of yours.”
The concept could transfer to Chinese and Indian restaurants etc as Wife Rice. Nothing worse when you’re ordering a curry than someone going “Oh I’ll just share your rice.” You will not. Wife Rice.
Because it’s better when it’s yours!
Because… I dunno… I don’t have a reason…. Don’t front me like that I TOOK MAYBE 2 FRIES