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People who sleep nude, what’s your 3AM burglar defence strategy?

you ever been chased by a naked angry bearded jew?

Blind them with how pale I am.

Cock slap obviously

Do the helicopter dick.

The burglar will be so impressed, he’ll hesitate and that’s when I unleash my JUDO CHOP

Run at them doing the helicopter. Works every time.