I’m 99% sure my 9th grade biology teacher used to grind on the edge of her chair. I noticed one day her moving around a little. Kind of rocking very slow. She was looking down like she was reading but looked confused or upset. Then I noticed she wasn’t even centered in her chair, she was more on the edge of it. Anyway I witnessed this a few more times that year. Sorry. That’s it.
He was by far my favourite teacher. Then he died of a heart attack at age 30. I miss him. He made my favourite subject even better. I would talk to him after each lesson and ask him questions about physics. I actually went to his funeral and cried. And now someone’s cutting onions in my room
My friend had to stay after school to assist an english teacher with a school-wide project I believe. After last period, he headed to the classroom, which was dark inside. (from what he could see through the door window)
He knocked and called “Mr Englishguy? You there?” A small light sprung out of the corner of the room, and my friend could see the clothes Mr. Englishguy was wearing earlier neatly folded on the desk.
Just then, a shadow appeared on the wall. It was a medium-sized figure seeming to be rocking a raging boner. The shadow grew, and grew, as this figure approached the door.
My friend dropped the shit he was carrying and ran at a speed that would embarrass an olympic runner. He pulled out his phone and called his mom to come get him immediately.
He stood outside the school shaking for a bit, terrified of what might have happened if he didn’t run. When his mom picked him up, the only words out of his mouth were “DRIVE. DRIVE. DRIVE.”
While everyone was working on their projects, my teacher thought that using a vibrator was a good idea. “But of course people will hear me” she probably said to herself. So, to try to ward off attention, she told the class that the air conditioner was broken and it was going to make weird noises once it’s turned on. She got up, turned it on, and sat back down. No noise. She claimed that the noise will start randomly, and sure enough, I eventually heard “it”. No one could give two shits about what she was saying and everyone was far enough from her for almost no one to notice. I knew exactly what was happening as I recognized that sound. I recognized that type of flinch she made, and to top it off, she just happened to have a book covering her face.
Grade 4 teacher got caught multiple times jerking off in class. He is still teaching and I’m in uni now.