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Teachers of Internet, what was the most obvious, “your parents clearly did the assignment”?

Their grammar was magically perfect and they grew an intellect overnight.

The circles were perfect circles. (I work with first grade special education kids)

Not a teacher, but I remember my classmate got caught faking his science fair project. In all his pictures, only the hands could be seen throughout the experiment. What gave it away was that the hands were white with a tattoo on the left hand, while the kid in question was African American. It was hilarious watching him defend himself

As a student, I remember in woodworking that we have to make a foldable chair that we have to work on the whole sem. In the end mine was a fucking safety hazard aka it can be sit upon but there’s like nails ready to skewer your ass. Scared to submit that i literally bought new materials outside class and let my dad do it. Teacher was shocked on how good it was and question my authencity. In the end i confessed that it was my dad but my teacher’s ego was so high probably thinking he can humilate me infront of class so he told me to bring the “original chair”. He sat on it and punctured his ass and fell because the chair did not support hos weight. I got suspended not because i hurt him but because i was cheating lmao

Not a teacher but in middle school I procrastinated as most kids do and forgot about project to make a brochure about a country. My parents stayed up all night helping me (doing the majority of it). Years later underclassmen would tell me that same teacher would pull my project out every year and tell them what hard work looks like.