They say the odds of being killed by a golden retriever are low, but they are never Zero. What’s your most irrational fear?

Brain aneurysm. One minute you are laughing at a meme, next minute, you are dead.

Dropping my keys in a sewer grate

When I’m using a tweezer I might suddenly rub my watering eye and stab it…

women, heard about a man that nearly suffocated on his girls tits

Muskrats.
Those teethy teeth. Those beady bead eyes. That whip of a tail.
Muskrats.