Totally real humans of Internet just like me, what are your planet’s “weak points” where any other planetary beings unlike human me could easily invade?

I heard there’s a back door to the Earth if you go to Mars. Some special energy creates portals that span across worlds.

Invade my loud next door neighbour’s ass. From the sounds of it, it’s her weak point.

The CHANGING ROOMS.

Turning off the wifi.

any aliens with the ability to travel to earth from wherever they came from are already centuries ahead of us minimum