“WHAT ILLOGIC IS THIS?! KEEP YOUR FILTHY PENIS-TIPPED FEET OUT OF OUR LABS AND SECRETS!”
“Well, there’s many things they have forgotten, sitting in their bowls. Friendship. The thrill of discovery. Love. Masturbation. The usual.”
“Um… a little embarrassed about this, but yes, I creamed hard into your gun.”
“A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!”
“Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of doom!”
“Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don’t have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You’d have a lot of pent-up anger too!”
“While you were away, my plans have marched steadily forward. Beware, Caesar! Beware, NCR! Soon will dawn the Age of the Toaster!”
“You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook that shit up!”
“Show me your moves!”
– Captain Falcon, Super Smash Bros.
“Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye, and the world just fuckin’ watched”
-Shepherd in Modern Warfare 2
“Your fruit killing skills are remarkable”
You sir, are a fish
or
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE!