In middle school we were doing a lab on volume and we had to find the volume of popped popcorn kernels in a graduated cylinder.
The take away was estimation and we had to come up a close enough answer.
I asked what would happen if we filled the voids with sand, then measured the volume of the sand and subtracted is from our popcorn volume to get a more exact answer.
She asked where we’d get the sand.
I replied from the long jump pit, from a construction site near the school or from the hardware store up the road.
She sent me to the assistant principal’s office for insubordination.
The assistant principal agreed that those would probably work, but since there were only ten minutes until the next period, I should just wait and then head to class.
Tl;dr: Mr. Heinz is a real one and Mrs. Henson, I’m gonna shit on your grave and send the video to your next of kin you fucking hag.
Game of Thrones
A friend paid me 50 bucks plus the cost of parts to fix some stuff on her car. I then lost the cash she gave me to cover the parts and labor. I wasn’t going to ask her for the money again, so I was just out like 400 bucks. I was broke at the time and had to ask my roommate to cover rent for me the month after that.
Star Wars, but we’re not going to talk about it.
First day of high school I forgot my lunch. When I finally came home from school I was ready to absolutely devour that lunch, I could have eaten a horse I was so hungry. Unfortunately, when I opened the fridge it was gone! I yelled, “Who ate my lunch!?” and my sister immediately copped to it. I can’t remember exactly what happened afterwards, likely a lot of whining on my part and her making excuses.
Hell, I don’t even remember what this mythical lunch even was anymore – must have been pizza or something else really good. This was almost 25 years ago and I still love to whine about how she ate my lunch when she gets angry at me about something stupid; it’s become one of our inside jokes at this point.