Tim owns a store named This and That. One day he decided to update his sign, so he went to the local sign maker to commission a new one.
The next day, Tim returned to the signmaker’s to view the design the signmaker had for him. The only complaint he had was that the spacing between the words was a little too big. So tim told the signmaker the following:
“I think the spacing between this and and and and and that is a bit too far apart, can we bring them together some.”
“Baby shoes for sale, never worn.”
Donald Trump is president of the United States of America.
Life without the possibility of parole.