All that you needed to do to get pregnant was get married.
In the song that goes “I saw mommy kissing santa claus” I straight up thought that the kid caught the mom cheating on their dad lol
That getting a “pink slip” for being late to school meant someone would pour pink liquid on the floor and you had to slip on it.
My parents weren’t raised in the US, but they tried to make sure my siblings and i got the whole American experience so they tried introducing us to Christmas and even sent us to Christian summer camps. For some reason, this caused a sort of confusion in my mind and I thought Santa was God and I was never corrected because my parents didn’t understand Christianity or Christmas.
That adults were mature, responsible, and not afraid of anything. Also, that I was destined for greatness. That ship sailed decades ago!