A very obvious drug deal going down.
The first laboratory that I worked in was quite near the mental health unit of the hospital and fronted the main road. It was not unusual to hear a commotion and see naked people running down the street persued by security staff.
On the other side of the road to the lab was a bus stop/taxi rank. On one occassion two middle age, very large African ladies began to argue. The argument esculated to the point of getting physical. At this point both stepped away from each other, completely undressed (so they wouldn’t ruin there clothes) and then started a full on fist fight/wrestling match on the pavement.
Neighbour behind me in new build homes. Back yards are small so his back window was about 20 yards from mine.
My house was finished first. I watched theirs being built, met them as they would visit. Talked to them and learned:
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super religious couple who were engaged…
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they get the house on X day, but won’t be married till the weekend after, so they wouldn’t take possession till they were man and wife…
That’s really all you need to know to guess where I’m going with this.
Oh and I guess you should also know:
- they never seemed to understand the reason to get curtains.
I swear to god I saw them fuck, try to fuck, learn how to fuck, fail at fucking, occasionally get fucking fucking right and one time do anal, over the course of their first two months.
I mainly thought it was funny and just ignored it.
One time I was drunk with the wife and we just watched from the porch.
Wasn’t till my daughter asked “what are they doing?” when we were all out in the back yard that I realized I had to take action.
It was Christmas – I gave them some curtains.
A grandma with some big ol’ grandma titties was topless in her balcony hanging out some laundry to dry.
I couldn’t look away for some reason.
I always wondered when I see squirrels fuckin or any animal for that matter if its consensual.