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What’s the one phrase that pisses you off for no reason?

On any menu ever: “cooked/seared/roasted to perfection.” Don’t tell me you are going to cook it properly. Just cook it properly, damnit!

“Everything happens for a reason.”

When you stub your toe on a cold morning it’s somehow part of a divine plan that will set off a chain reaction that will result in some major epiphany.

“Simp” i feel like it just gets overused all the time even when someone isn’t a simp but is just simply respecting a woman or something

“youre so lucky getting to take a sick day”

yes, i am lucky to have chemotherapy every eight weeks, thanks!

Global pandemic.

Pan means global. A non-global pandemic is an epidemic.