At the beginning of Corona, I entertained my friends with random facts. A few from my collection :
- Scotland’s official animal is a unicorn
- Snails have thousands of teeth (that one freaked me out when I learned it)
- You produce more ear wax when you’re scared
- You could technically dig a tunnel to China, but you have to start in Argentina
- Australia waged war against a type of bird and lost (Emu War, it’s quite hilarious)
- On a similar note, emus are practically bullet proof
- Walrusses can whistle
Just a few.
Did you know your wife is cheating on us again?
Bitting off someone’s finger is as easy bitting off a carrot
“Did you know the average stretch of a human asshole is 7 inches and a racoons can fit through spaces down to 4 inches wide meaning you can almost fit two full racoons in your ass?”
I don’t rely on random facts or subjects to keep a conversation going, it’s not fun to be taken to completely different subjects every X minutes in such an unnatural way. I usually stick to one subject that’s relevant or matters, and if I run out of things to talk about it, it just means the conversation has reached its natural conclusion.