right next to your best friend
Right at the end of a haircut, right before you have to get up out of the chair…
Being a mall santa when a really hot mom brings her kid and sits him in your lap.
Kid:”Mommy mommy!! the pogo stick i asked for is in Santa’s lap!”
I would say funeral but people always get
horny at funerals for some fucked reason so ima go with baptizing ceremony
Is it too soon to say on a Zoom call?