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You get a magical gaming controller that can control anything that you point at. What do you do with it?

points at dick

I’m a human vibrator!

Hobo Tekken

Y’all remember Need For Speed Paradise where you can rewind with the “select” button when you fuck your shit up?

Well I’d do that but like rewind myself back right after high school and redo everything

Make America spend its military budgets on genetically engineered catgirls.

Press home button, shut off console.