Oh my god. I don’t know if you are trolling or not but, I was fucking rolling laughing so well done.
I’ve never farted like that during sex so I’m not sure about that but, you certainly don’t have a “strict rule of not hooking up with coworkers.”
If you can look past the farts of this one night and turn it into a joke for your future with this dude then awesome.
If some gas has put out your flame…. Then so be it rofl
Really, you were fart-adjacent. Technically speaking.
I don’t even care if this is satire anymore this is the best thing I’ve read all week