Lol at your sex life rn. Obviously idk what ya’ll are into but perhaps you can try watching porn together? Maybe give her an idea of the dirty talk you like/want. Dirty talk is a funny thing, I think we can overthink it and you do need to work on getting comfortable with it. Another suggestion would be that you could be asking her the questions – kinda like baiting her into talking dirty. I feel like the humour she’s using may be a ‘cover’ if she’s feeling uncomfortable? Have you thought about buying her an outfit to wear that’s not baby yoda? If all else fails, perhaps a ball gag to stop the flow of jokes.
Talk to her. Ask her if she’ll still be turned on if you tell her that her father/mother/sister/brother/boss/grandma/grandpa called you and told you something in the middle of your bedroom party. Or if you told her that you lost your wallet or that the sink is broken or whatever man. Or if you do a roleplay and you play Homer Simpson, or Smeagol, or idk what other non-atractive character you can do. But come with examples or facts. And explain her that for a majority of person, talking about random stuff during coitus will tend to get us off. Dirty talk is dirty talk only, not daily talk
Man your wife is awesome.
I’m so sorry this must be frustrating as heck but your wife is a comedy GENIUS.
Like she gave you PRIME opportunity on that “quarter pounder baby, with extra cheese and a whole lotta meat” like damn why didn’t you slap her ass and yell “MMMM I’M LOVIN IT” like the McDonald’s reference would be PERFECT right there.
Isn’t sex suppose to be fun and playful? Like damn maybe try to come up with better come-backs? Get up on her whacked-out-kink-level and I’m sure the sex will improve.
This is not a big problem, you just gotta be less serious and be more open to giving her more guidance.