How do you clean up after masturbation?

Straw

Doing it in the shower it kinda just cleans itself.

I have foreskin, so when I finish and cum I pinch my foreskin shut and waddle to the toilet and drop the load and flush it.

I’m probably the daddy to a bunch of fishies.

I wash off whatever I just put inside of me. Then as for my self, I go pass out on my bed and finally sleep.

Burn the house down and move to a new city.