My knees started giving up when I was 12 and it has only been downhill from there.
Ears. They are fragile. They can’t be fixed. Be nice to yours, you will want to use them later.
My body thinks it’s a great idea to make up for the missing hair on my head with increased growth of hair on my back and my shoulders.
I have this thing where my mouth doesn’t register capsacin, which is the chemical that makes spicy foods spicy. I can literally eat the hottest pepper in the world and I won’t have any burning sensation in my mouth at all.
This has always been a great trick. I can easily out spicy anyone on anything. If a restaurant has a “eat this spicy thing and your meal is free” type deal it’s mine, no challenge. When I was under 21 I used to go to this annual chili cook off competition where one of the booths gave a free beer if you ate a habanero pepper, and that’s how I’d be able to drink for free underage.
As I got older, though, my body really started to hate me for all the spicy. If the food is spicy enough I can get really bad heart burn and stomach aches from eating it. Also, while I can’t taste spicy while eating the food, I can definitely tell on the way out. There have been many days I’m sitting on the toilet and realize that my dinner last night was really spicy.
I’m 27 male and I tend to go pee 9 to 12 times a day.