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If people used “break-up lines” instead of “pick-up lines”, what would some of the best ones be?

holds up a photo of us

You know what’s wrong with this picture? You’re in it.

If you were a pirate, and your boyfriend was gonna bring an end to the beautiful three years you’ve shared, stain the memories you’ve made, and destroy the possibility of ever making more together…would you want the parrot on this shoulder, or this shoulder? bring arm to shoulder nearest me

Raise your hand if you’ve got a boyfriend; NOTSOFAST Lisa!

Grab your coat, you’re leaving

If being beautiful is a crime, then you’re definitely framed.