I’ve always heard coffee makes you poop, but i figured that was simply a joke everyone partook in… Are you guys joshin’ me?
I guess my only other magical ability I have is the ability to swallow with my mouth open…
Y’all poop?
Freaks
When I see someone smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee in public. I wonder how tightly they’re clenching their ass cheeks and trying to ignore the bubble guts.
What if pooping on schedule after drinking coffee is your magical ability?
I can listen to political debates and not fall asleep.