Recently it was revealed that one of the glitter industry’s biggest buyers is confidential, as they “don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.” What do you think it’s secretly used for?

Military – thinking it might be used to confuse radar

Is there some kind of stripper cabal?

It’s Gary…. He doesn’t want to reveal his location

“Gold” flakes in pretentious beverages

Some company/business that’s main image is really serious, professional, aimed at the stereotypical “i’m straight” types.

Hmmm