My wife told me a story of how a kid put wax strips on his eyebrows and rat tash. (pube stache for those across the pond)
Laughed her head off whilst telling him to pull them off
Idk If this counts but when I was in 3rd grade one kid called me something along the lines of “brainless bitch” so to fuck with him a bit I said that I’m going to tell the teacher. When he said that I definitely won’t I wanted to prove him wrong and went to the office followed by him begging me to stop.
The teacher asked him where he learned such words and I spit out “that’s what they call him back home”
You could see her choking on her laughter when she paused for a moment with that painful “I’m not smiling” smile. Dude was also mentally handicapped pretty severely and had a dickhead brother so my comeback despite being cruel could be very much on point, I’m sure she realized that.
She didn’t say much later, just that I’ll need to stay a while after school to do some extra work and that I surely understand why
Not a teacher, but when my mad lad English teacher was in school he was voted in by his peers as prefect after he promised them vending machines and pool tables, he then told everyone that he lied about putting in vending machines and pool tables and explained why democracy is inherently flawed
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I was working in a daycare, severely overworked with bad helpers and no teachers that day, all while all the doors were open because it was parents teacher conference night.
Had a mom come in and we couldn’t find her son. It started off casual, like ‘oh he’s probably in the bathroom’ before we started panicking, realizing we couldn’t find him. The problem was, the last person I saw him with was a boy he wasn’t suppose to be hanging out with because the boy had physically attacked him the day before, so I didn’t want the mom to know they were playing. So we spent the longest ten minutes of my life searching for this kid, before the bully boy knocks him out of an art cart, where he had hidden.
As his mom broke down in tears he casually explained that he was playing hid and seek against the bully. The mom was too happy she didn’t care he was playing with the bully! (Also thankful that I worked with this kid in another program, so his mom knew this wasn’t my fault!)
Was impressed that that kid stayed hidden even as we screamed his name and equally impressed that the bully found the kid in a near impossible spot to find him.