I thought the first half of this question was a real headline.
Well, Mark Watney’s piracy will officially spread to two planets in the solar system.
Trump accidentally sends out an anti-riot squad to mars and those cops shoot a NASA rover 37 times because it made them ‘scared for their lives’.
i’d rather see him declare marital law and have his wife cut off his sex life. if he still has one at that age.
I was expecting a clip of the President actually saying this, to be honest…