Questa volta abbiamo cercato: What instantly ruins a sandwich?
What instantly ruins a sandwich?
Ed ecco le risposte:
Soggy bread.
The “Burger issue” – when it’s too tall to fit in your mouth. I see that at delis where they see “overstuffed” as a plus but it’s just a massive mess. Just put it in a bowl at that point.
Mushy tomatoes
Mealy white centered flavorless tomatoes.
Shitty bread
Biting into a sandwich with bread you bought two days ago and spotting a little blue spec of mould mid bite
If the cheese is supposed to be melted and it isn’t.
Dryness.
Sand
When lettuce and tomato make the bread soggy
Jared.
True story: I was in this little hole in a wall sandwich place, got my sandwich and a rat fell out of the ceiling and landed on my table. Ruined the whole meal.
Cat hair
Finding a severed finger in it
I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had f*cked it.
WWDITS
Too little or too much of an ingredient – an embarrassment of lettuce, a pittance of meat, pickles.
The wrong kind of mustard
Depression
Getting sodomized by a pent up grizzly bear
Drowning it in a bucket of molten cheese
God I hate seeing that