Where do I begin
I was named after a brand of soy sauce, doesnt help I’m Asian
I found I was pregnant 6 weeks before I gave birth to my beautiful daughter
My ex boyfriend looks so much like sam from game of thrones
I can do a slide in splits without prior stretching whenever (no dance or gymnastics background, just flexible)
I have a doppelganger looks like a summer tan verison of me , same background everything as well
But the freaky part … there name is what I was meant to be originally called
I have many more but these are my favs
I have an unusually long tongue, which means I can lick my nose, elbow and tonsils
Also I was resuscitated 3 times after I was born
Every day I shatter my own personal record for length of time being alive.
I can throw a virtually infinite number of unfunny lines. It’s funny.
Mine: There is literally nothing remotely special or fascinating about me.