Can you pick that up for me please?
Hey? Did you get those yoga pants for 40% off? Because at my dungeon they’re 100% off.
r/todayilearned you should never turn to MassimoL for good pickup lines
We can smash but we must be married first because pre marital sex is a sin
My Dad: You remind me a lot of my 3rd wife.
Her: Wow, how many times have you been married?
Dad: Twice.