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What is your best pick-up line?

Get a leaf and a sharpie. Write “I can’t beLEAF how cute you are” on the leaf. Tell them you thought you saw them drop it and hand it to them.

A key part of this is them not already being creeped out by you.

I usually come at them suddenly, out of the shadows. Slowly snapping my fingers to the beat of my hi-hat jazz mouth sounds…. “tss ta ta tssss”

Panties drop. bosoms heave.

“OH sorry, I seem to have dropped my wad of 100s”

You: Hey, I think you dropped something!

Girl: What?

You: Your standards ;), Hi, I’m [insert name]