” I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt off elderberries ”
Monty python and the holy grail.
If you were to die, the world would spin twice as fast not being weighed down by your denseness.
Either, your birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic or you are as useful as a screen door on a submarine
You’ll never be half the man your mom was
You’re not being the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be