Red Bull gives you heart palpations
Nestle, we’ll do anything for a profit.
Delta Airlines – No, fuuuuuck you!
Delta Airlines – Focus on the Destination
Delta Airlines – Sit down and shut up
Delta Airlines – Than take a train, Asshole
Peter Pan Peanut Butter – .25 cents cheaper and recall free since late 2017!
Great Value – We all make compromises.
Google – we know what porn you like
Is Pepsi okay?