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Women of Internet explain what you think it’s like having a dick?

I would live in fear of catching myself in the dick with zippers. I am clumsy af and l am eternally glad to be a woman because I fear I would end up in hospital somehow. This is a good question.

Distracting. Do you draw faces on them? Poke them through things? Paint them illuminous and spin around in the dark? See how far you pee in a peeing Olympics with friends? See how much weight they can hold? I would get nothing done if I had a dick.

I always imagine just sitting wrong and crushing your balls on accident or something lol

I don’t understand how you could walk with all that between your legs

Given how often I catch my boyfriend scratching or adjusting, I’m gonna say itchy and uncomfortable.