I’m taking over the world.
The phrase “You are my faithful servant, and you devoted your life to me” will take you a long ways.
Just claim I’m in charge of my country.
Then I claim that I have nuke-detecting-x-ray-vision, and every single country better hand ‘em all over to me.
Bang. Instantly the most powerful guy in the world, and it’s not even lunch time.
This happened to me and now there are a lot more flat earthers. Sarcasm is dangerous people
I heard a rumour that the filthy rich will give me all of their money
I need all your lasagne