Consiglio: you can cut a (still-frozen) pizza in half with a pizza slicer on a cutting board, if you don’t want to eat a whole frozen pizza

I realized that every time I cooked a whole frozen pizza, I would enjoy eating the first half, and the second half I would eat because it was just there. The same pizza provides a lot more pizza-joy if you cut it in half and eat the halves on different nights.

(And this is only practical with a rolling pizza slicer tool. Cutting a frozen pizza in half with a regular knife is very difficult and the toppings fly everywhere.)