First off I’m highly embarrassed and second off I’m pissed. I got home from work yesterday and first thing I do is have a shower. I had a delightful shower and Then I go and get a snack. I forgot to bring in my gym shorts to the shower and I thought, fk it, no one is home, so I decided to let my two closest homies out to air dry.
I stroll to the kitchen, butt nekkid and commence making snacks for my evening of gaming while my wife is out at her cousins house. I get a pack of popcorn, get some beer place it down on the counter, pick up said bag of popcorn……our kitchen is directly in line with the front door as we have an open living area…..
Kwabang, door flies open and there I am, dick hanging , balls swingin’ and making eye contact with my wife’s parents. Her mother drops her bag and out of sheer panic I throw my popcorn up in air in front of me to add as a distraction and try to hide behind the counter top to the left, they scream, I slip, half my ass cheek lands in the dogs water bowl and half my nutsack on the kibble.
The wife did not tell me she gave them a key and to help themselves in and at this point we’re all in shock. I end up grabbing the tea towel and covering my bits…while bits of dog food are descending from my nether region.
Her dad comes over and offers me a hand but says use the left one, I think I saw you grab your nuts with the right……I say yeah cool, thank you. Her mother says, we’ve tried calling her and no answer, came over to see if everyone is okay……we try to act like nothing happened but everyone I mean everyone in her family Barr her brother has seen my Johnson and company. I’m a bit mortified.
As they were leaving her dad said, what happened today was a bit nuts…he chuckled, they left. I haven’t brought it up to the wife yet but am I in my right for being ticked about not being told about the spare key? FML.
TD;LR: wife’s parents saw me balls out and everything on show as they came over unannounced, I am pissed, am I in the right?