I desideri si avverano?
Hai mai avuto un desiderio particolare? Siamo sicuri di si! ì
Ma… Hai mai pensato alle conseguenze che potrebbe avere?
Questa rubrica esplora le connessioni e l’impatto dei desideri… Se diventassero realtà
liquid_chameleon: I wish toilet paper would be sentient and sexually aroused when whiping, saying “Oh yes! Wipe me with your brown sauce, daddy!”
I wish toilet paper would be sentient and sexually aroused when whiping, saying “Oh yes! Wipe me with your brown sauce, daddy!”
Hai mai avuto un desiderio particolare? Siamo sicuri di si! ì
Ma… Hai mai pensato alle conseguenze che potrebbe avere?
Questa rubrica esplora le connessioni e l’impatto dei desideri… Se diventassero realtà
liquid_chameleon: I wish toilet paper would be sentient and sexually aroused when whiping, saying “Oh yes! Wipe me with your brown sauce, daddy!”
I wish toilet paper would be sentient and sexually aroused when whiping, saying “Oh yes! Wipe me with your brown sauce, daddy!”
Ed ecco le possibili conseguenze:
Granted. Likewise, when you flush it, it now emits bloodcurdling screams of terror.
Granted, there is now porn with it.
Denied. Your now confined to hell
Granted. Almost everyone stops using it and it falls out of fashion in favor of other methods like bidets.
Granted. You eventually develop feelings for one particular handful while wiping, you cannot bring yourself to flush it and when it tries to seduce you into wiping with it again you cannot help but indulge as your feelings are too strong for it. Due to the unsanitary nature of continually reusing soiled toilet paper you start to develop multiple infections in and around your back passage leading to a slow and excruciatingly painful death.