How would you feel about cars having two different horns, like a polite “please would you move a bit faster, thanks” and a “fuck you for being reckless and dumb”?

I don’t know if it’s just because I’m from a small town, but I feel like there should be a friendly one for either “see you later” as you leave someone’s place or “heyyyy, I know you!”

We have that already.

Quick beep or two for the first purpose.

Long sustained beeeeeeeeeeep with eye contact for the second purpose

I have the stock horn, And a $30 airhorn off Amazon that fucks shit ☝. It brings me much joy

I always wanted a function to say sorry, because sometimes I’m an ass on the road.

No time to think about that shit. Horn is there and accessible for when you need to let the other driver know you are there.