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If we are all living in the human body version 1.0, what sort of updates would be expected for version 1.1?

Unlimited replacement teeth and they wouldn’t decay or be an issue. Yes I have a fear of dentists and NO I DONT CARE I JUST DESTROYED MULTIPLE INDUSTRIES AND PROFESSIONS!

common_sense.exe really needs some fixing.

What’s new in version 1.1:

Anterior Cruciate Ligament (ACL) size increased. This should fix common issues users report experiencing with tears and injuries.

  • Fixed an issue with impacts to the side hitting exposed portions of the liver. Liver now resides entirely within the rib cage.

  • Penis size variance decreased by 20%.

  • Female genitalia has been redesigned for greater simplicity and ease of use.

  • Parameters FAT_GAIN and FAT_LOSS have been readjusted to better suit current user habits.

  • New feature: Poop shutoff. Originally, the bowel system was designed to maximize waste disposal automatically, with limited user control. However, with users frequently finding additional uses for the system, we have decided to allow additional user control of bowel access, to improve the experience.

  • Option ‘GINGER’ has been removed.

  • Less sleep required
  • Telekinesis so I don’t have to get up
  • Better memory so I don’t forget what I was saying quite as often
  • Also gills because underwater adventure potential

Antivirus and hopefully updated common sense