A very fat friend of mine was extremely drunk and said ‘Im gonna do a flip!’ and did a complete front flip, landing on a plastic chair, which broke and sliced his arm open.
at my first real orgy, there was this real tolkein-dwarf looking dude, and while the rest of us did our thing, this dwarf just played guitar. For an hour and a half!
later on that same dude inspired me to make my own homemade kahlua, because of which I now make my own wine and beer. I ow that dwarf a lot, come to think of it.
We got so drunk once we took turns vomiting in a hollowed out stump in the back yard until it was full.
Not me personally but my brother with some friends were having a garden party late into the night. Other two friends were supposed to arrive later. So my brother sees headlights from car and 2 people coming to garden (it was midnight maybe) but it was dark. So he grabbed some bread they had for bbq, rolled it into balls and went on to surprise the guys. He jumped out of nowhere in the dark, throwing the bread and yelling. Well in next few seconds he was laying on the ground, face down with knee on his back. Police arrived because neighbours called them to calm the noise. Anyways, he explained everything and it ended peacefully. Fun story.
A rando who wound up at a house party asked a couple people if they had heroin, and after we kicked him out he came back to the smoker’s area in the alley out back and tried to physically carry a drunk girl off down the back alley. We intervened and got her inside and safe, but that was pretty fucking crazy.
Be careful out there kids