I opened the wrong door and witnessed a girl start to vomit on my friend’s dick as she was sucking it.
I went to a house party that got out of control. I was part of the ‘clearing out squad’ and I found a very coked up dude in the bathroom washing his face in the sink which appeared to filled with blood, like horror movie levels of blood. Apparently he was punched in the face by somebody with a big ring which had sliced his nose, essentially, off. I will never forget him stuporously turning towards me to say something and his nose following his head on a 2 second delay like a door on a hinge. He looked like Red Skull from the Marvel movies.
I was at a christmas party at a friends house when some random girl came into the kitchen and said she was assaulted by three guys in one of the bedrooms. The thing is, none of the guys mentioned were at the party, they weren’t even in the country at the time. Next thing, one of the accused guys’ brothers came in and asked her what the hell she was on about. Next thing we knew she flung herself at him, hitting and scraping his face until she drew blood. It took two people to pull this girl off. Then, as if nothing had happened, she laughed and walked out of the kitchen. Now, I’m not saying that this girl wasn’t assaulted at some point but I can guarantee that it wasn’t at this party.
3 drunk Asian college students puking in a garbage can in tandem. Like all at the same time. Not my house. Not my party.
I walked into a literal fuckpile once, judging by the amount of limbs there were at least 5 people in it, with another 6 smoking pot and drinkong booze sitting around the pile like it was a weird bonfire.