NSFW What misconceptions did you have about sex when you were younger that you find laughable now?

I thought during sex the guy wld pee into the girl’s vagina (which was where I thought women peed from) and the pee that entered the girl wld be peed back into the guys dick and that cycle wld continue until both of us fell asleep

My mum is a doctor so she brought me and my siblings up to be comfortable talking about body parts so that we would understand what was and wasn’t ok for people to do. When she first told us how babies were made, I asked how people were supposed to have sex without seeing each other since it’s not ok to look at other people’s private parts. 10 year old me then went on to literally describe what I now know to be a glory hole to my parents.

I remember at the tail end of high school a group of us we were sitting under a tree talking about sex when one guy suddenly declares his hatred for doggy style, ranting about the smell and the poo on his dick and how it didn’t feel good for him and his girlfriend but everyone seems to love it. Everything just went silent and we all started looking at each other, then this one guy pipes up and says;

“you… you know you can put it in her vagina from behind right?””

I’ll never forget the sudden look of realization that appeared on his face when he heard that and then proceeded to pretend like he was just testing us.

For example, I used to think oral sex was the same thing as phone sex in middle school. I also used to think masturbation could get you pregnant as a child. Gotta love growing up in the south where abstinence is the best form of sexual education they can offer.

Once in college I had an ex-boyfriend that thought the vagina absorbed cum like a sponge. Now that I think about it, that should have been the moment we broke up. Lol

So what are some of your embarrassing ideas about sex you learned were silly or ridiculous as you got older?

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