That’s how mafia works
Food tastes better when you don’t pay for it.
Usually because they don’t want to order fries cause they’ll get fat
I Order Burgers, they order Fried. Also for some reason the Fries of Others are always tastier than mine … so if i too order fries i usualy order the same they do then switch with them.
Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
I bought them, and they were mine.
But you ate them, yeah, you ate my fries…
And I cried, but you didn’t see me cry.
Do you even love me?
Well, I wish you’d show it,
‘Cause I wouldn’t know it.
What kind of dad eats his daughter’s fries,
And doesn’t even look her in the eyes?
Daddy, there were tears there.
If you saw them would you even care?