“If I’m wearing a bikini, where do I put my pokeballs? Teehee…woman’s secret.”
Max: Sam, the dead animal heads are talking to me.
Sam: You shouldn’t tell fibs about dead animals, Max.
Krieg in Borderlands 2:
Activating special ability:
“I’LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!!”
Getting damaged with ‘Salt the Wound’ on (a buff you get for being damaged):
“It hurts, HAHAHAHAHA! IT HURTS!!”
Reviving an ally:
“You’re in my spot!”
“[menacingly] Love you…”
“There’s no barbecue ‘til I say there’s a barbecue!”
“I will murder your death!”
“You don’t die today. YOU DIE EVERY DAY!!”
With ‘Raving Retribution’ on:
“Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain piñatas all day, but you’ll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon!”
While getting revived:
Inner voice: “Say ‘thank you’.” Krieg: “NIPPLE SALADS!!” Inner voice: “…Close enough.”
“Never took you for a poet”
“Oh but I am one, wanna hear a limerick?”
“Lambert, Lambert what a prick.”
I like shorts!!! They’re comfy and easy to wear.