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What, in your opinion, is the funniest quote (or set of quotes) in a video game?

So, Portal 2. start of Chapter 9.

Wheatley: “hello, this is the part where I kill you”

Glados: “This is the part where he kills us”

The game: “Chapter 9, the part where he kills you”

The game: *starts playing a music track called the part where he kills you*

Achievement: “This is that part”

> They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody’s dick’s that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

— Cass, Fallout: New Vegas

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Cave Johnson, Portal 2

“Lady Comstock, how lovely to see you. Wonderful of you to make the journey, especially considering your painful death 19 years ago” Bioshock Infinite

Always reminds me of the deadpan humour of Death in the Discworld books!

“Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, the only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm!”

I was about 11-12 when I played Baldur’s Gate and this quote has stuck with me ever since. Giggle every time I think of it.