What’s an actual victimless crime ?

Sleeping in your car when you are too drunk and can’t drive.

Downloading very old games that are no longer available for sale.

Jaywalking when there are no cars on the road.

Emulating and/or pirating a game that is no longer available by any means

Putting coins in someone else’s parking meter.

Eating food out of someones garbage.

Many things if they’re simply not witnessed. Taking off your pants in the park at night is absolutely a crime (actually two separate crimes!), but if nobody is there to see it, no harm has been done, and there is nobody to be bothered that you trespassed after sundown.

Dumpster diving.

As an ER nurse, I give a lot of shit away to patients against the rules or advise them where they can get it cheaper. Big hospitals have more money than God, but want me to send you home with 1or2 wound supplies for a wound that will take 4 weeks to heal. Fuck that. Here’s a box of 50 for your purse. I never gave that to you. Hey, you need crutches, and here they are, but first. Before you sign that you got these. These crutches are $1000. The same or better are on Amazon for $50 or less. I’m not telling you how to live your life, but I can offer you a free wheelchair ride out to your sons car…

You could argue that the hospital is the victim here. I’m telling you that the hospital gets a discount on supplies and marks them up 1000% to sell to those going through an emergency. Who’s really the victim?

Downloading a car.

Lots of places have sodomy laws. So for example, it’s a crime for two consenting married adults to have oral sex in the privacy of their own home. Also illegal to buy a dildo.

I see Jaywalking on this quite a but but I will say when I lived overseas, jaywalking even at 2 am on an empty street just didn’t happen. When I asked a local (German) why he wouldn’t cross against a no walking sign he said “what if a kid looked out the window and saw me, i don’t want to set a bad example”

Crossing an empty road on a red light

Downloading games for obsolete consoles from companies which are now non-existent.

Pirating cute cat videos off the internet

Eating a magic mushroom you found in nature.

Setting up a lemonade stand without a vendor license

assisting the suicide of a terminally ill person in unrelenting pain…in most jurisdictions in the world

Hanging out in a public park after hours

Hanging a clothesline, collecting rainwater, or planting a garden in your yard. Some places ban you from doing these things